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theunithasasoul:

amazingavengers:

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

we see you

Never discrete

My Drunken Philosophy From the Other Night

lovelyemilymay:

"Don’t trust someone who looks up at the stars and doesn’t feel like the smallest thing in this universe."

For once she looks pretty

For once she looks pretty

Some people enter your life in a whirlwind and no matter how hard you try you can’t stop thinking about them, even after they leave…especially after they leave.
F. Scott Fitzgerald   (via seabelle)

Aweee

unlawfully:

Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick

Ahahaha